Well, if you weren't already going to punish yourself Saturday by watching the Detroit Lions surely folly against the visiting Atlanta -- and high-powered -- Falcons, perhaps the following announcement will entice you to waste three hours of your life.
WXYZ Detroit (ABC Channel 7) will air legendary Lions receiver Herman Moore's 1-on-1 halftime interview with Calvin Johnson, known as "Megatron" to legions of Detroit followers; it's a feature that has Moore, the Lions franchise leader in receiving yards, talking to Johnson about chasing Jerry Rice's single-season yards mark, among other things.
The pair of Lions stars signed a football which will be given away to WXYZ viewers Saturday during the game -- not a bad score for collectors.
So, if you don't already have plans to put yourself through the emotional wringer, be sure to tune in Saturday to watch WXYZ's Tom Leyden, Rob Rubick and Moore guide you through the misery in style.
Who knows -- maybe the Lions will win, and maybe you'll land the autographed ball.
Winner: Feel free to Tweet me to work out a trade for the ball.
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